The Suspicious Minds of The Realizer is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.997 billion Realizerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deathrow. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Realizerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 320,840 Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,965,587 per year while the poor average 22,985, a ratio of 85.5 to 1.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity, and the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Realizer's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Realizer is ranked 13,838^th in the world and 23^rd in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,254.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.